I suppose, in a way, I should not be too surprised by this latest atrocity committed by my evil white trash neighbors. After all, for the past few weeks, I’ve piggy-backed on their wireless Internet account, using it to tell the world about their perversions, peccadilos and private moments. Well, okay, perhaps that’s stretching it [...]
A ‘Thank You’ Letter to Software Pioneer Thom Henderson
Tonight I saw a short but moving documentary on a subject that many folks might think would be the most boring subject on earth: digital file compression software in the early days of the Internet. Laugh all you want, but this was an interesting and moving piece of work. The film covers an old, mostly [...]
Square Dance of the Apocalypse
Lucifer. Scratch. Prince of Lies. The Walkin’ Dude. Lord of the Flies. Satan. The Devil. The Serpent. By any name, the Emperor of Evil is the Enemy of all that is good, right and holy. You dig?
I’m sure many folks have heard the saying, “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing [people] he [...]
WalMart: Hell on Earth
I DESPISE WalMart. I hate it with every itty, bitty atom of my being, with every fibrous speck of my soul. And as soon as our next animatronic president makes Anarchy Day* an official U.S. holiday, I’m going into the local WalMart loaded for bear, and I’m goin’ Columbine on their collective ass. Speaking of which: [...]
The Evil Power of Chuck E. Cheese and Disney
Robots–like evil itself–come in many wonderful flavors. Take for instance the animatronics used to hustle greasy pizza and addict children to horrid bubble-gum pop music and lame video games. That’s right: Chuck E. Cheese.
Part 1: Evil, Inc.
Is Charles just a cheap imitation of that OTHER infamous mouse…the one they call Mickey? And if so…is the Chuckster just as [...]
EVIL ROBOTS FAQ
“Evil Robots? Yeah, what about ‘em? Sure, they’re comin. But I’m not too worried, my fellow Americans. Us Skull-n-Boners signed a pact with Lucifer in our own blood when we were in college. We’d been up all night, snortin’ coke off Pat Nixon’s tits and drinkin Southern Comfort and Gatorade. The lemon-lime kind. Anyway, we made [...]
Reasons I Was Sad Yesterday #1: The Germs Suck!
“Everyone knows the Germs sucked!” -Everyone
In exploring the wildlands of cyberspace I wound up on a video site that had an amazing 100 pages of documentary videos you can watch, FREE! Each “page” has 20-30 seperate documentaries you can download or watch from the privacy of your computer. And, since docu’s are pretty much the same [...]
The End is Nigh…well, perhaps not NIGH nigh
ANOTHER self-styled messiah gets it on with sweet young thangs.
“I said, ‘Well, Michael, I’ve been having this thought that I just needed to come up here and take off all my clothes. Really.’ And he looks at me, and he kinda smiles. So I said, ‘Well, shall I?’ And he thought for just a minute, [...]
Oh I hate you so very, very much
Just a quick burst of hatred to keep you cool.
Did I mention that I hate my neighbors?
Well, guess what? I do.
Again (!) last night, they wake me up, sometime in the vicinity of too damn early.
Guess what the fights about this time? You guessed it! Marital infidelity! Yay!
You know, I’m being honest when I say [...]
Hocus Pocus: Meet The Magic Words
The Magic Words
“Walking the Beat”
Farm Raised Records – 2008
{Chris Fulghum: Bass}
{David Lusk: Guitars/Vocals}
{Chris Phillips: Drums/Percussion}
In deed and legend, words are a powerful thing. After all, “the pen” has long been counted as “mightier than the sword”. Even so, words are often mislaid—coming to rest, almost forgotten, among the smallest bits and pieces of our culture. [...]
