With the Evil robots only (months? weeks? days?) from beginning their horrible reign of steel-jacketed terror, I’ve made a promise to take better care of myself. It’s time to lay off sugar, caffeine, and fatty foods–and, in my case, it’s also time to lay off sour gummi worms, de-vegetabled egg rolls (pretty much just the deep-fried outer layer), butterscotch pudding [...]
