Oh I hate you so very, very much

Just a quick burst of hatred to keep you cool.
Did I mention that I hate my neighbors?
Well, guess what? I do.
Again (!) last night, they wake me up, sometime in the vicinity of too damn early.
Guess what the fights about this time? You guessed it! Marital infidelity! Yay!
You know, I’m being honest when I say [...]