I DESPISE WalMart. I hate it with every itty, bitty atom of my being, with every fibrous speck of my soul. And as soon as our next animatronic president makes Anarchy Day* an official U.S. holiday, I’m going into the local WalMart loaded for bear, and I’m goin’ Columbine on their collective ass. Speaking of which: [...]
August 21, 2008
Categories: Uncategorized . Tags: 10 Items Or Less, Anarchy, Checkout Line Violence, Columbine Killers, Dylan Klebold, Elderly Employees, Eric Harris, Hate WalMart, How To Live in Fort Payne, Huffing Aqua Net, Prejudicial Treatment, Supermarket Aisles, Supermarket Checkout Lines, Tasteless Humor, The High Cost of Low Price, Trenchcoat Mafia, WalMart, WalMart Greeters, WalMart: The High Cost of Low Price, Workplace Violence . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
