Have Another Go, Greg.
Thanks, I will! I never get tired of complaining about the good, the bad, and the ugly.
I watch a lot of movies: at least one a day; usually two, and sometimes even three or four. That works out to—at the very least—360 movies a year. Sad but true, this means I [...]
October 29, 2008
Categories: Uncategorized . Tags: 4 Across The Eyes, B-Movies, Bad Horror Movies, Bad Humor, Bad Soundtracks, Bad Taste, Bitchfest, Complaining, Deliverance, Films set in South, Five Across The Eyes, Gregory Purvis, Horror, Horror Movies, Humor, Johnson City, Movies, Movies filmed in Tennessee, Purvis, R A N T S, Rants, Schlock, Southern Exploitation, Southern Movies, Worst Films of 2008 . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: 2 Comments
Burning Love: The Gargoyle (by Andrew Davidson / Doubleday / 2008)
Review By Gregory Purvis
I don’t read as much fiction as I used to. Sometimes I think about how silly that sounds; kind of like:
I don’t boot as much black tar heroin as I used to.
For a fiction writer, shouldn’t I regard keeping up [...]
October 25, 2008
Categories: Book Reviews/Criticism . Tags: Alobar, Books, Burn victims, Der Bibel, Gargoyle, History of Printing, Jitterbug Perfume, Kudra, Marianne Engel, Medeival Books, Medeival German Nune, Medical Novels, Middle Ages, New Novels, Novels about fire, Nuns, Religious Orders in Medeival Europe, Scriptorium, Stephen King, Tom Robbins . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
FIVE ACROSS THE EYES: The NEW Reason Why Everyone On Earth Hates America
A Review By Gregory Purvis
(Part 1: The Angry Diatribe)
Listen up, all you wanna-be democracies, ex-superpower commies and tri-lateralized, imperialized third-world stereotypes! We got some blockbuster-sized infotainment with your name all over it! Hasn’t anybody bothered to inform you guys that we won? Even [...]
October 25, 2008
Categories: Uncategorized . Tags: Bad Horror Movies, Europeans Hate Americans, Film Reviews/Criticism, Films set in South, Hollywood Burning, Horrible Film, Horror, Horror Movies, Movies set in Tennessee, South as Laughingstock of USA, Southern Scary Movies, Tennessee, Worst Films of 2008 . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
Modern cinema is held hostage in a prison of 1’s and 0’s: a Wonderland of digital dimensions.
Locked in this gilded cage, fantasy in infinite variety can woo the ooh-and-ahh, promising (if not always delivering) a matinee that was once upon a time–and not so long ago–showing only in dreams.
Lord of the Rings was penned [...]
October 25, 2008
Categories: Film Reviews/Criticism . Tags: Fargo, Film Reviews/Criticism, Kate Beckinsale, Movies/Drama, Relationship Movies, Snow Is Sad, This Movie Is Somebody's Life . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
