I Wanna Be A Giggling Teenage Girl

Okay, so I don’t really want to be a giggling teenage girl. At least, not for any meaningful amount of time. But imagine a time in the not-too-distant future when science might let us “try on” different bodies. Is it so hard to believe? Making spare parts to order is still in its infancy, but [...]

So you think YOUR family is nutso…

Sometimes, when I get into a fight with another member of Clan Purvis (usually my brother or father), I think: “My God, I must have the craziest, most dysfunctional family on earth!” HAH! You better thank your lucky stars, the belly of Buddha, St. Whatshername, or the Great Goat of Gomorrah–whatever him or her you [...]

A Second Chance At Life

I’ve decided to give EVIL ROBOTS a second chance at life. Mainly because of you guys (the three or maybe four people who read this thing). EVIL ROBOTS started without any real clear purpose…which is how my favorite blogs ALWAYS start. In other words, they are like the virtual publishing equivalent of Seinfeld. Which is a TV [...]