—————————————————————————————————————————————————DISCLAIMER:—————————————————————————————————————————— I’m writing this blog for the stated reason that I don’t want to write about my birthday (September 18). I turned 40. The highlight of my day was that I began the (hopefully short) process of finding a literary agent. Other things that happened on my birthday: my Xbox 360, DVD player and fridge [...]
September 26, 2009
Categories: Film Reviews/Criticism, R A N T S, SCI-FI . Tags: confessional blogs, Films set in South, first time director, indie filmmaking, movie making, obsessions, sci fi spoofs, science fiction movies, scifi . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
It feels like this summer is turning out to be the Summer of Movies. First off, I’ve been working on two movies of my own: the first is THE LOST IDOL OF AMUN-RA, a take-off on 1950’s sci-fi serials. I’m directing and acting in this one (well, I agreed to play a bit part: the powerful [...]
September 9, 2009
Categories: Film Reviews/Criticism . . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
The Internet is the World’s Greatest Lust Engine. Whether it’s porn (in the flavor of your choice), food or drugs (ditto the flavor choices), the object(s) of your affection or obsession–be it person, place or thing–can be found, bought, discussed, and analyzed…further adding to the collective obsession concerning the Object of desire.
When I was a [...]
July 8, 2009
Categories: Reviews and Criticism, Uncategorized . Tags: Childhood memories, Fast food restaurants, Roy Rogers roast beef sandwiches, Roy Rogers restaurants, Buckaroo Club, Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips, Arthur Treacher, favorite fast food restaurants, kids meals, Internet dining, Internet memories, obsessions, food obsessions . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
At times in my life, commercials really aggravated me. Back when I was a communist, for example. But the older I get, the more mellow I become…kind of like a good, single-malt whiskey, now that I think about it. Of course, I realize that it’s not really any sort of accident of brain chemistry or [...]
July 4, 2009
Categories: Product Reviews, Uncategorized . Tags: beer, beer commercials, Cool commercials, Dos Equis commercials, Evil Robots!, Fantasy Island, James Bond, No One Lives Forever, Stay Thirsty My Friends . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
I’m obviously just not kool enough to watch the MTV Movie Awards. At least, not when its live. Bad things happen…take for instance the last time I watched it live, when I was treated to the disintegration of one of the finest bands my generation ever produced: Rage Against The Machine. Err…well maybe that actually occurred [...]
June 3, 2009
Categories: Film Reviews/Criticism . Tags: Bad Horror Movies, Hate Twilight, Hate WalMart, I Hate MTV, Movie Awards Twilight, Movies That Suck, MTV, MTV Get Off The Air, MTV Movie Awards, R A N T S, Twilight, Vampires, Vampires Suck . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
I Want To Believe…The X-Files Movie Won’t Suck
Or: I’d rather be force-fed a greasy Spam-type meat product rather than hear anything about U.F.O.’s or ‘Grays” or Area 51.
By Gregory Purvis
When I was young, science fiction and mysteries of the unexplained used to be all good. There just wasn’t any such thing as a bad sci-fi [...]
December 6, 2008
Categories: Film Reviews/Criticism . . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
Burning Love: The Gargoyle (by Andrew Davidson / Doubleday / 2008)
Review By Gregory Purvis
I don’t read as much fiction as I used to. Sometimes I think about how silly that sounds; kind of like:
I don’t boot as much black tar heroin as I used to.
For a fiction writer, shouldn’t I regard keeping up [...]
October 25, 2008
Categories: Book Reviews/Criticism . Tags: Alobar, Books, Burn victims, Der Bibel, Gargoyle, History of Printing, Jitterbug Perfume, Kudra, Marianne Engel, Medeival Books, Medeival German Nune, Medical Novels, Middle Ages, New Novels, Novels about fire, Nuns, Religious Orders in Medeival Europe, Scriptorium, Stephen King, Tom Robbins . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
Modern cinema is held hostage in a prison of 1’s and 0’s: a Wonderland of digital dimensions.
Locked in this gilded cage, fantasy in infinite variety can woo the ooh-and-ahh, promising (if not always delivering) a matinee that was once upon a time–and not so long ago–showing only in dreams.
Lord of the Rings was penned [...]
October 25, 2008
Categories: Film Reviews/Criticism . Tags: Fargo, Film Reviews/Criticism, Kate Beckinsale, Movies/Drama, Relationship Movies, Snow Is Sad, This Movie Is Somebody's Life . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment
“Everyone knows the Germs sucked!” -Everyone
In exploring the wildlands of cyberspace I wound up on a video site that had an amazing 100 pages of documentary videos you can watch, FREE! Each “page” has 20-30 seperate documentaries you can download or watch from the privacy of your computer. And, since docu’s are pretty much the same [...]
August 14, 2008
Categories: Music Reviews/Criticism . Tags: Bad Humor, Being Mean, Darby Crash, Death Sucks, Depression, Earth Invasion by Aliens, Evil Robots!, Music Reviews/Criticism, My Grandmother Rules!, Punk Rock, Some Punk Bands That Suck, The Germs . Author: Gregory Purvis . Comments: Leave a Comment