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A LONG HOTT SUMMER

OHMYGODIT’SLABORDAY…!
So…why does that get an ALL CAPS TITLE..? Is it because, as a left-leaning, liberal writer, a holiday that celebrates the Common Man(tm) in all his Dickies-n-combat boots-wearin’, Neil Young-listenin’, Pabst Blue Ribbon sippin’, backyard BBQ-in’, blue collar-laborin’ is naturally my favorite holiday? Err…No. Is it that whole business of wearing white before/during/after Labor Day? Huh? [...]

Sexy Machine

DEVIANTS Part 1: Having Sex with Half-Elves and Helicopters
            Reay Tannahill—in her interesting and informative book Sex in History—gives readers an overview of human sexuality from our primitive prehistory paternity, down through the rise of the first great ancient societies to modern gender roles and pornography. But, as with all histories that attempt to cover [...]

The New Nancy Grace Circle of Hell Opens

 

Nancy Grace (Before Burning In Hell)
One of the regular features of EVIL ROBOTS is ’Rants’…which is (and with no apologies) simply “hate therapy”. Quite frankly, finding topics to rant about has never for one moment been difficult. Most of the time I need only click on my trusty Sony Trinitron and the subject matter pretty much [...]

Cybernetic Eating Habits of a Poor Reporter

(NOTE: Sometimes I write things and forget I wrote them. Usually, with good reason. Here’s an example.)
Typical freelance journalist—at least, one living on the cusp of the communal cup that was the U.S. dole, filled with whatever sketchy dross…whatever watered-down witches brew… you might expect to find at the bottom of such a public assistance [...]

Heavy Weather

Tonight the Weather Channel is tracking Carlos, the second storm of the 2009 Hurricane Season.
Also tonight, lots of unattached guys my age are getting ready for another spin through the single’s scene. In cosmopolitan Fort Payne, Alabama, there aren’t too many places where the ancient mating rituals of the Homo sapiens take place. After showering [...]

Lust: It’s whats for dinner

The Internet is the World’s Greatest Lust Engine. Whether it’s porn (in the flavor of your choice), food or drugs (ditto the flavor choices), the object(s) of your affection or obsession–be it person, place or thing–can be found, bought, discussed, and analyzed…further adding to the collective obsession concerning the Object of desire.
When I was a [...]

Elvis is Back from the Black

Don’t you wish Elvis would come back, delivered from on-high in a Las Vegas lightshow-like UFO, draped in a hundred yards of rhinestone-studded black velvet and eating a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich..?
Just for a few minutes, even. Just enough for a commercial break from this endless speculation about what particular drugs killed Michael [...]

‘Stay Thirsty, My Friends’

At times in my life, commercials really aggravated me. Back when I was a communist, for example. But the older I get, the more mellow I become…kind of like a good, single-malt whiskey, now that I think about it. Of course, I realize that it’s not really any sort of accident of brain chemistry or [...]

Let the Dead Paedophile Jokes Begin

Oh, yeah. By the way, Farrah Fawcett died. Now back to our macabre Michael Jackson obsession …
I feel sorry for Farrah. I was 8-years old in 1978–and there was NOTHING hotter than Farrah. Not even Michael Jackson. The infamous poster of FF–with her perkiness poking from that red-orange disco top–was  thumb-tacked to every teenaged boy’s bedroom wall at the [...]