Elvis is Back from the Black

Don’t you wish Elvis would come back, delivered from on-high in a Las Vegas lightshow-like UFO, draped in a hundred yards of rhinestone-studded black velvet and eating a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich..?

Just for a few minutes, even. Just enough for a commercial break from this endless speculation about what particular drugs killed Michael Jackson….hell, Elvis could tell ’em faster than any autopsy reports.

I’m switching back to video games. I haven’t played Oblivion in a couple days. Maybe this crap will be over soon…yeah, right.


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